{"type":"standard","title":"Little Yenisei","displaytitle":"Little Yenisei","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1511505","titles":{"canonical":"Little_Yenisei","normalized":"Little Yenisei","display":"Little Yenisei"},"pageid":34533549,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cf/Ka-Hem_river.jpg/330px-Ka-Hem_river.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/Ka-Hem_river.jpg","width":2048,"height":1536},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1305253147","tid":"bd59821f-7647-11f0-8f76-fbcc6808f39c","timestamp":"2025-08-11T00:11:34Z","description":"River in Mongolia and Russia","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":51.5,"lon":98.03333333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Yenisei","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Yenisei?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Yenisei?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Little_Yenisei"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Yenisei","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Little_Yenisei","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Yenisei?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Little_Yenisei"}},"extract":"The Little Yenisei is a river in northern Mongolia and in Tuva, Russia. At its confluence with the Great Yenisei in Kyzyl (Tuva), the Yenisei is formed. It is 563 kilometres (350 mi) long, and has a drainage basin of 58,700 square kilometres (22,700 sq mi). It rises as the Shishged Gol in the Darkhad Valley in northwestern Khövsgöl aimag in Mongolia.","extract_html":"
The Little Yenisei is a river in northern Mongolia and in Tuva, Russia. At its confluence with the Great Yenisei in Kyzyl (Tuva), the Yenisei is formed. It is 563 kilometres (350 mi) long, and has a drainage basin of 58,700 square kilometres (22,700 sq mi). It rises as the Shishged Gol in the Darkhad Valley in northwestern Khövsgöl aimag in Mongolia.
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On May 21, 2021, a 6.1 magnitude earthquake struck the Dali City, Yunnan, China, at a depth of 10.0 km. Three people died during the quake, while another 32 were injured. The earthquake was referred by the Chinese media as the 5.21 earthquake or 2021 Yangbi earthquake.
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