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Leianokladi is a village and a former municipality in Phthiotis, Greece. Since the 2011 local government reform it is part of the municipality Lamia, of which it is a municipal unit. The municipal unit has an area of 80.252 km2. Population 1,807 (2021). The Piraeus–Platy railway line passes through the Leianokladi railway station.
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