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Jurij \"Jure\" Zdovc is a Slovenian former professional basketball player and coach. He was most recently the head coach of Bursaspor of the Turkish Basketbol Süper Ligi (BSL). As a player, he was a 1.98 m tall point guard, who began his professional playing career with the Yugoslav Second Division club Smelt Olimpija.
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