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{"fact":"Some Siamese cats appear cross-eyed because the nerves from the left side of the brain go to mostly the right eye and the nerves from the right side of the brain go mostly to the left eye. This causes some double vision, which the cat tries to correct by \u201ccrossing\u201d its eyes.","length":275}
{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Ever wondered why bees hum?","punchline":"It's because they don't know the words.","id":108}
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{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
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